The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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