So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize