Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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