I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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