There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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