UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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