rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Did I show you my penis last night?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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