what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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