And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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