(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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