You're completely useless in the revolution.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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