..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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