well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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