Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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