How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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