Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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