If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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