What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Sorry about my life...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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