I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This girl is more easily done than said...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
