yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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