you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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