do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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