It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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