WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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