Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We have started to decorate penises.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
