we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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