Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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