You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
