making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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