Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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