I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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