i think my tv is drunk
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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