Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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