It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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