Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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