you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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