Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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