I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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