its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
there is glitter all over my balls
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