id be glad to
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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