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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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