I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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