1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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