I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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