I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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