the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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