just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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