I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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