Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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