right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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