We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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