On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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