Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All the doctor said was why
how does that bad decision feel?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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