i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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